FUNNY JOKE ABOUT ENGLISH LANGUAGE

In life you have to be very sharp and stay updated in politics, commerce, grammar very important like me (adejass) I like to learn new word per day.. This reminds me of am incidence when I followed my friend to his uncle house, I was broke so the last card on me was the one I gave to my babe FOLAKE (BAE) for her hair-do, when she sent me one sweet morning text message I don't know it was a trap Make God save me sha. So when we are about to leave uncle said to me do you mind for pair of shoes I said I DON'T MIND, but when it get to his own turn he said HE MIND his uncle said why he replied nufin he just mind what other reason. He then face me dash me both Ever since then my friend have been fighting me abeg Wetin I do The guy vex go back secondary school said he needs the bases again Kindly comments on our jokes and comedy