Chemistry hilarious jokes about chemistry :funny

Chemists are crap as assault soldiers. They don’t have the element of
surprise.create a perfect universal solvent, but to find
something you could keep it in.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium went on a date? I mean… OMG!
Old chemists don’t die, they just become inorganic chemists.

What is the difference between organic chemistry and zoology? Organic
chemists study organic compounds. Zoologists study organic compounds
that run around.